Happyjoel's Super Fun Time Weblog

A Song for the Los Angeles Metro Transit Authority

happyjoel — Fri, 18 May 2012 00:36:37 +0000

Careful, folks, this blog is about to get political as f*ck. It also won’t mean anything to basically anyone outside of LA, so if you live outside of LA, trust me it’s the funniest thing of all time. If you live inside LA, don’t tell the people who live outside any different than what I just said.

Happy Mother’s Day: Mother’s Day Gift Ideas, The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift?

happyjoel — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:03:16 +0000

It’s Mother’s Day so I created this song and video PRACTICALLY OUT OF THIN AIR to honor the Mother’s out there and hopefully guide those getting gifts for them to doing it right.

I also made it as a little Mother’s Day gift to my own mother Meredith, and to my wonderful wife and the mother of my child, Randi.

Protected: Task #3: A Helping of Self Help

happyjoel — Sat, 12 May 2012 03:46:27 +0000

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Who is the Richest Man in the World? Who are the richest people in the world?

happyjoel — Wed, 09 May 2012 04:21:17 +0000

Are you dying to know who the richest man in the world is? Here is the answer, along with the 9 other guys who round out the top ten.

This is part of my quest to answer all the most asked questions on google. So if you type in anything having to do with wealthiest, richest, most powerful, Forbes, billionaires, most money or something similar, you will get this video as the answer. Bill Gates. Warren Buffett. (See? the more of these shmucks name’s I type in, the better my chances!! JUST LOOK AT HOW I TAGGED THIS 75 word blog post!

How To Tie a Tie Easy Youtube Video And Other Things With Awesome Names

happyjoel — Sun, 06 May 2012 03:44:16 +0000

My brother and I created a new youtube station called Levinson Brothers with a different mandate than my happyjoel/contest winning youtube site. The expressed purpose of this station is to try to create videos that get youtube views and hopefully make some money that way (I think the guys on South Park called them internet dollars.)

This thought process has already led to the creation of the wildly successful video series “Kitty, Puppy, Baby” in which Kitty, Puppy and Baby make jokes that otherwise would be dying in our respective joke notebooks.

Now, based on some “how to get more views on youtube” videos I spent my saturday watching, I’ve decided to add an instructional component. I’m also attempting to “optimize” my title for google searching, hence the video title:

“How To Tie a Tie Easy Youtube Video, Learn To Tie A Tie, For Beginners, The Song.”

It actually does have some valuable tie tying information and if you follow the instructions, you will be able to tie a Prince Albert Tie Knot, a four-in-hand knot and a bow tie. It also teaches you to love again. Or at least maybe makes you laugh once or twice.

And it’s designed to be shared. If you know someone who’s heading to prom, a wedding, a funeral, a gala, a court date, a job interview, meeting the in-laws for the first time or any such thing, please show them the video so they can get it right. It’s important.

If you have other things you would like me to “how-to” with song, please leave your suggestions in the comment below.

I Put on Glasses for this Video Contest

happyjoel — Wed, 02 May 2012 16:00:18 +0000

Like Robert DeNiro gaining 50 pounds for “Raging Bull” or Christian Bale losing 30 for “The Fighter,” I made an intense physical distortion of myself for my art – namely, I put on a pair of my wife’s glasses while rapping for this video contest entry for America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses.

Look! Glasses!

Kitty Puppy Baby: Junta in Bamako, Mali, Africa.

happyjoel — Wed, 02 May 2012 00:19:15 +0000

The latest from the Kitty, Puppy, Baby gang.

Mali Ringwald, you guys?!?!?! Who’s excited about that joke?!?!?!

Protected: Week 2: Classical Composers Week

happyjoel — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:50:10 +0000

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Kitty, Puppy, Baby, Yeah!

happyjoel — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 03:50:49 +0000

As promised recently, the Levinson Brothers (Stephen and I) have tried to distill all the things we have learned through our time on the internet into one useful, intelligent youtube web series. Here’s an episode.

Our goal is to create at least one episode of Kitty Puppy Baby every day for the next year. I’d like to officially invite you on board to subscribe now to our tumblr KittyPuppyBaby.Tumbler.com and the Levinson Brothers Youtube Channel so that every day your inbox can be filled with the delightful messages Kitty Puppy and Baby have to offer.

Here’s one more for fun:

Protected: Benrik Task List

happyjoel — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:34:07 +0000

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