Robert Rodriguez, kickass director and guy who apparently is into Blackberry, is hosting a ridiculously cool contest where you can film a few lines and he’ll be taking a winner and putting them into AN ACTUAL MOVIE. IMDB Credits are hard to come by and this is looking like it might be my best shot to get on there. So I put together a little video. I noticed a lot of people trying to be very serious and sexy. I went another route.
Robert Rodriguez Is Gonna Put Some Schmuck in his Movie. I Hope To Be That Schmuck.
Posted in comedy, Contest Entries, Contests, costumes | Tags: blackberry, costume, happyjoel, imdb, movie, robert rodriguez contest, role, video contest, walk-on
William Wants a Doll But Wally Wants a Real Doll
When Free To Be You And Me was released 40 years ago, one of the most ground-breaking songs on it was William Wants a Doll about a sweet boy who wishes for a doll for his birthday and must put up with the gender pressures of his family and peers making fun of him. It was important, it was earnest, and Alan Alda’s dulcet tones are the perfect complement to it. So when it came time to update it for our parody album “It’s OK To Do Stuff: Songs Left Off Free To Be You And Me,” it was important to find a mellifluous voice that would do the same for our song, Wally Wants a Real Doll. We got Eddie Pepitone. That dudes voice is the best.
First, watch 30 seconds of the original to refresh your memory.
Now enjoy our version.
What I like about it is that it makes an important point about letting two (or one?) consenting adults do what they want in their own bedroom, but it also makes the point that making love to a real doll is kinda gross. That’s the kind of healthy balance intellectual achieved in the brains of those of us raised on “Free To Be You And Me.”
Album available now on iTunes, Amazon MP3, and Google Play.
Posted in animation, comedy, Music Comedy | Tags: animation, blow-up doll, comedy, comedy album, eddie pepitone, free to be you and me, funny, funny songs, humor, iTunes, joel moss levinson, music comedy, new and noteworthy, parody, raunchy, real doll, rob kutner, satire, sex, sexy, spoof, Stephen Levinson, wally wants a real doll
It’s OK To Do Stuff (feat. Jane Wiedlin of The Go-Go’s)
For the first single and title track from “It’s OK To Do Stuff: Songs that weren’t on Free To Be You And Me” we went with this classy little number featuring the vocal stylings of Jane Wiedlin of The Go-Go’s.
Buy the album now on iTunes for only $4, proceeds to St. Jude’s Hospital.
Posted in animation, comedy, Music Comedy | Tags: 70's, animation, cartoon, cell animation, drawing, free to be you and me, Go Gos, it's ok to do stuff, Jane Wiedlin, joel moss levinson, marlo thomas, nostalgia, The Go-Go's
Number 31 on the iTunes Comedy Charts With a Slow-Moving Bullet!
Last night the album finally came out!
You: Which album, Joel?
Me: You remember that Free To Be You And Me Parody album I was telling you about? Andy Richter! Fred Willard! Lizzy Caplan! Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Gos! (and, just as awesomely, Joan of Arc from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures!) The album is out, and for the measly, piddly price of $3.99 you can own it AND proceeds go to St. Jude’s Hospital (in honor of Marlo Thomas, creator of the original Free To Be album which changed all of our childhoods.)
LOOK! THERE IT IS! IT’S THE PINK ALBUM!
So now’s the time when you head over and buy that sh*t! And if you have a blog, WRITE ABOUT THAT SH*T! Just like they did on Slate, Nerdist, Hollywood Reporter and RIGHT HERE ON THIS SITE.
Jacuzzi Toilet Contest: Who Gives a Crap
Alas, the good people at Jacuzzi who also make toilets did not chose this toilet-on-the-head rap from my wife and I, but two good things did come out of it.
1) We have a record of this for our next child, so that he can see what his mother was doing while he was busy growing inside her.
2) We got the money for the toilet seats back from Target.
Enjoy!
Posted in Contest Losses, Contests | Tags: crap, funny, goofy, head, jacuzzi, joel moss levinson, rap, silly song, toilet
It’s OK To Do Stuff… Songs Left Off Free To Be You And Me
Crash the Superbowl Contest Entry for Doritos Low Brow
Last year my brother and I produced a very slick looking fake PSA that featured people from different races and religions and then a talking Dorito. It was all very high brow and intelligent. It didn’t get me any further than any of my other entries.
This year I had access to a slow-motion camera for about twenty minutes, so I put together something a little less sophisticated. Please watch it by clicking the image below, and if you’re willing, give it five stars. Thank you.
Posted in Contest Entries, Contests, costumes | Tags: clowns, crash the superbowl, doritos, funny, happyjoel, high brow, joel moss levinson, low brow, million, slapstick, video contest
Henry Weinhard’s Foul-Mouthed Poetry
The rock steady lyrics and gentle piano backing were apparently just want the Henry Weinhard folks were looking for, super pumped that this won! Check it out below:
Posted in Contest Wins, Contests, costumes | Tags: beard, coors, costume, dirty, funny, henry weinhard, hops, miller, poem, rap, video contest
Shorty’s Tacos from the Culver City Fire Department
Allrecipes.com is running a really cool contest, ends in a few hours. The idea is to go to your local firehouse and film someone there making a meal, something the guys enjoy. It’s a big departure for me from what I regularly do, but I thought it would be fun and I could take a lighthearted approach to it. I called the local Fire Department, in this case Culver City, and they instantly directed me to Shorty (real name Mike) maker of the greatest tacos in the department. I went, I filmed, I ate. They were delicious. Here’s the entry I ended up with.
(can’t embed the video, just click on the picture to be taken to it.)
Posted in Contest Entries, Contests | Tags: allrecipes, allrecipes.com, cooking, culver city fire department, engine, fire truck, firehouse cooks, firemen, joel, kitchen, recipe, rescue, shorty's tacos, tacos
Telemedicine: It’s a No Brainer wins First Prize!
Not only does Telemedicine seem like a pretty great idea, but they also like seeing animated people having their brain yoinked out by yours truly, what’s not to like?!
Here’s the winning video, another collaboration with Hank Hanky/Pencilmation genius Ross Bollinger
See the other winning videos on the Telemedicine Contest Site.
Posted in animation, Contest Wins, Contests | Tags: animation, ATA, consumer awareness, happy joel, health care, insurance, joel levinson, joel moss, joel moss levinson, medicine, no brainer, provider, telemedicine, video contest