Posted by: Joel Moss Levinson | February 26, 2009

Bob Evans BOBurrito Contest Entry

My video entry is up just in time for the Bob Evans BOBurrito breakfast burrito contest. This was a movie trailer parody contest, so I did what came naturally to me. The only requirements were using the phrase “Bob Evans BOBurrio” and at least twice mentioning the price point, $5.99.

First of all, you should know that the way I’m kissing that burrito is actually the way I kiss a woman when I’m in the heat of the moment, because the burrito felt like skin and I got really into character.

Second, I was afraid of saying “Tyler Perry” for fear that it would be disqualified, so when the music switches to gospel at the end, I had to go with “Skyler Plorry,” but I realize that joke may not translate as much as I’d like it to anymore.

Third, the prize for this contest is a Canon GL2. Why would I want to pay taxes on a 2500 camera when I have one that I love and I don’t need a new one? The answer is, I have very little self-control when it comes to entering contests. I can’t stop myself. The same way I can’t stop myself from wanting to make love to every burrito I see now.

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