Look how small this plunger is?!
* Going into battle with a poop that’s big enough to clog a toilet is like sending Christians to fight lions in the colusseum.
* More like a plungette.
* If you’re using a plunger this size, you might as well just go in with your hands.
* Like throwing a hot dog in the grand canyon.
Those aren’t great, feel free to improve if you’ve got a better caption.