The website DoUpTo is about offering cash for a contest and their mascot is a giraffe. So they want people to make a video that has a giraffe in it, and the winner is being determined entirely by views, so I created this masterpiece. Notice the interplay of light and shadow, and the depth of the bass notes juxtaposed against the vocal high hats. What I’m saying is that it’s art, team. I created art here.
The good news is, I think I’ve got a good shot at winning. The bad news is, I have a son who will someday have to deal with the fact that this is his father.