Sometimes I get into the mindset that puppets are funny, and then I can’t get out of it, so I keep using them in contest after contest. Here, Reginald Von Puppetschtein sings the virtues of yet another restaurant and food with this song called “King Hawaiian Pork and Slaw.”
The thing is, that King Hawaiian bread is really, really good. It’s exactly the kind of soft, squishy bread that I like my sandwiches on. Also, I think some of these vaudevillian back and forth lines are really going to make this company want to send me to Hawaii.