Robert Rodriguez Is Gonna Put Some Schmuck in his Movie. I Hope To Be That Schmuck.

Learn more about this guy who has sideburns and a hat and his expired contest below!

Robert Rodriguez, kickass director and guy who apparently is into Blackberry, is hosting a ridiculously cool contest where you can film a few lines and he’ll be taking a winner and putting them into AN ACTUAL MOVIE. IMDB Credits are hard to come by and this is looking like it might be my best shot to get on there. So I put together a little video. I noticed a lot of people trying to be very serious and sexy. I went another route.

UPDATE: DID I WIN THIS CONTEST?

UPDATE: I lost this contest. 

Here is the winner:

WHAT PRODUCT SHOULD I BUY

I don’t know if people still buy Blackberrys, but you could. That would be something.