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Joel's Latest Blog Posts
These blogs are filled with the stories of those wins, and those losses. All the products I've shilled for, all the companies I've catered to, and all the stuff I'm learning along the way. Let's hang out!
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For the first single and title track from “It’s OK To Do Stuff: Songs that weren’t on Free To Be You And …
Last night the album finally came out! You: Which album, Joel? Me: You remember that Free To Be You And Me Parody …
The Jacuzzi Power Flush toilet (Aka “Jacuzzi toilet”) features two ways to flush – pushing up, and pushing down. They call it …
40 years ago this month, Marlo Thomas broke ground in the war for understanding and peace among the sexes and all people’s …
Last year my brother and I produced a very slick looking fake PSA that featured people from different races and religions and …
Henry Weinhard (owned by Miller) was hosting a video contest, looking for a way to tell people about the Man Henry Weinhard, …
Allrecipes.com is running a really cool contest, ends in a few hours. The idea is to go to your local firehouse and …
Not only does Telemedicine seem like a pretty great idea, but they also like seeing animated people having their brain yoinked out …
This is a voting contest, and a longshot since the voting has already been going on for a while, but I never …
Friend and frequent collaborator MC Mr. Napkins dropped what is easily my favorite of his song/videos ever. Just, just enjoy this.
Sometimes I get into the mindset that puppets are funny, and then I can’t get out of it, so I keep using …
About Joel
I’m the world’s all-time champion at winning – and losing – contests – over 100 so far. I’ve won trips to all seven continents, 2 cars, a honeymoon, millions of miles and points, lifetime supplies of products and more. I’m also the biggest loser in history, losing over 1000 contests – plus Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
You may have seen me in The New York Times or on The Tonight Show for winning. No one ever talks to me about losing but that’s what I’m proudest of.

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I have made my fortune by shilling for products - sometimes for less than the price of a chocolate milk. If you have a product you want to sell, chances are I'll shill for it.
I'm also available for speaking engagements to teach your team how to be winners.