Personal Products

Every product listed on this page is one I’ve won a contest from.
I love them. And not like some other bloggers pretend they love a blender, no.
I love them like family.
I love them like people who’ve paid off my credit card debt and flown me on my honeymoon.
Use them. Buy from them. Enjoy them.
Bathe in the glory that is the following.

Buy me!

I have made my fortune by shilling for products - sometimes for less than the price of a chocolate milk. If you have a product you want to sell, chances are I'll shill for it.
I'm also available for speaking engagements to teach your team how to be winners.

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