Learn more about this guy who has sideburns and a hat and his expired contest below! Robert Rodriguez, kickass director and guy who apparently is into Blackberry, is hosting a ridiculously cool contest where you can film a few lines and he’ll be taking a winner and putting them into AN ACTUAL MOVIE. IMDB Credits …
Robert Rodriguez Is Gonna Put Some Schmuck in his Movie. I Hope To Be That Schmuck. Read More »
Henry Weinhard (owned by Miller) was hosting a video contest, looking for a way to tell people about the Man Henry Weinhard, behind the Henry Weinhard Soda and Henry Weinhard Beers. Apparently, the mellifluous steady lyrics and gentle piano backing I used underneath Henry saying “Hops, yes mother fucker” were apparently just want the Henry …
What’s the best thing about Henry Weinhard soda and beer? Read More »
Chiquita Banana Eats Donkey Kong for Revenge a photo by happyjoelmoss on Flickr. My wife is an amazing sport. My baby is, too, even though he doesn’t know it yet. We took about 50 pictures of them dressed like this, and this was my favorite. All of it is to win a trip for us …
Happyjoel’s Costume Closet Originally uploaded by happyjoelmoss Finally! The best part of this new apartment my wife and I have moved into – the closet space! Finally my costumes can all have their own homes on hangars! From right to left: Penguin Astronaut Jean Jacket Old Fashioned Doctor New Fangled Doctor 18th century cape Evil …
A costume closet fit for a king. Or clown. Or penguin. Or astronaut. Read More »
For the Butterfinger Defense League contest, I created a new action superhero with all the powers that I actually have in my actual life. (sorry I can’t embed video from this site, you’ll have to click the link to be wowed by my superpowers). Average Man I also had the ability to juggle moderately well …
Unleashing the World’s Greatest New Superhero – Average Man! Read More »
Sir Happyjoel the Dragonslayer in Full Chain Mail Originally uploaded by happyjoelmoss Real Chain Mail. That’s right, it came in the mail today, and now I own it and this is a picture of me wearing it which I played with in iPhoto so it would look like a painting so you know what it …
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Happyjoel in Green Tux and Cape Deciding on Oven Mitts Originally uploaded by happyjoelmoss Step 1: Purchase an amazing green tuxedo with felt lapels. (I already owned the shirt, cummerbund and REAL TIE BOWTIE WHICH I TOTALLY TIED MYSELF!) Step 2: Learn how to tie a bow-tie from lucky levinson (not related) Step 3: Cape. …
How to choose an oven mitt, while being dressed magnificently. Read More »
Happyjoel man of the future with bush Originally uploaded by happyjoelmoss That’s right, that’s me, Happyjoel. I didn’t realize how awesome the future was going to be until I had a glimpse of it, courtesy of a massive going-out-of-business sale at the local costume shop. Now I own this blue suit, which is not only …
Yes, I do need a king of england costume Originally uploaded by happyjoelmoss No sweeter words to this contest enterer than “costume shop going out of business.” Before, I would describe my costume collection as “solid.” After today, its gonna be “impressive” bordering on “creepy as fuck.” EDIT: Okay, when I got to the counter, …
After a week in Austin for SXSWi, I realize that the community of people who understand Linux is, in fact, a community with which my video entry for the Linux Foundation contest video has a chance at being successful. I know that it’s coming down to judges at the end and I just hope they …
