The Jacuzzi Power Flush toilet (Aka “Jacuzzi toilet”) features two ways to flush – pushing up, and pushing down. They call it the “power flush” because you can flush up for light stuff like urine, and flush down for heavy stuff like poop. You would THINK with a product like that Jacuzzi would have a …
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Henry Weinhard (owned by Miller) was hosting a video contest, looking for a way to tell people about the Man Henry Weinhard, behind the Henry Weinhard Soda and Henry Weinhard Beers. Apparently, the mellifluous steady lyrics and gentle piano backing I used underneath Henry saying “Hops, yes mother fucker” were apparently just want the Henry …
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Like Robert DeNiro gaining 50 pounds for “Raging Bull” or Christian Bale losing 30 for “The Fighter,” I made an intense physical distortion of myself for my art – namely, I put on a pair of my wife’s glasses while rapping for this video contest entry for America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses.
For many years now, dudes have been growing mustaches to bring attention to cancer’s that affect men, specifically prostate cancer. While this is important information, it’s also a great excuse for people to grow out mustaches and celebrate the mustache in general. So this year, my buddy Zach Sherwin (AKA MC Mr. Napkins) were given …
This morning I checked on the Zooppa website to see if there was any update on the Megapath Tech Talk Video Contest winners, and lo and behold (let’s pause and give me a little credit for knowing that it was “lo” and not “low.” All done? Okay, continuing) My entry was at the top in …
Megapath is, according to this song I wrote, a leader in business communication, and they wanted to have that expressed through over-the-top tech jargon usage. This is my first collaboration with an awesome animator named Reggie, and here’s how it turned out: Epic Megapath Tech Talk Rap
As the final day of voting on the Hyatt Movie Pitch contest came and went, I got a nice piece of news that I’m a finalist in the Get Caught Listening to Audiobooks video contest. The last I heard, this contest was being judged ENTIRELY by view count and likes, so before I go on, …
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My entry in response to Taxslayer’s question “What is the funniest/worst way you’ve done your taxes?” I hope it wins.
This is my friend Zach. He and I went to camp together. While all the other kids listened to Dave Matthews and Phish, he listened to Naughty By Nature. Now he does comedy rap for a living. We have worked on entries to contests before, and this one is for Cash America pawn shops. I …
Great news! Last night I found out that “Mr. Watermelon, Party Fruit,” was declared the first place winner of Sundia Watermelon’s video contest! And for the record, this was definitely the most fun I’ve had making a video for a contest entry. I called up my buddy Jon Strauss and told him that I’d written …
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