What is the crunchy stuff inside a Butterfinger? The crunchy stuff inside a butterfinger is a mixture of candy corn and peanut butter that has been melted and spread on a baking sheet. The candy corn gives the core its distinctive orange color and hard texture, while the peanut butter adds flavor and richness. The mixture is then frozen until […]
Chili’s is famous for it’s Baby Back Ribs jingle, and for being next to malls across America. They serve very large Margaritas and hosted a contest to get people to talk about their Margaritas. I entered that contest, and – even though my song features jokes about robots AND aliens – somehow lost. That doesn’t
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Want to know what the tallest buildings in America are, but you also want to be entertained by a video that lost a contest for Quizno’s? You’ve come to the right place – kind of!! In 2008, Quiznos hosted a video contest hoping for people to talk about their Toasty Torpedo sandwich, This is a
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Cajun Seasoning is at the heart of Zatarain’s, McCormick, Slap Ya Mama, Badia and other brands trying to capture the experience of eating in New Orleans. It is used to add flavor and heat to many dishes, such as gumbo, jambalaya, and étouffée. Some of the common ingredients in Cajun seasoning are paprika, cayenne, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, thyme, salt, and black pepper,
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I made a video contest entry to a fantastic Guinness contest where they were giving TONS of people TONS of money to go out and do a post-pandemic toast together. The good news is that I had an amazing time doing it, loved having a guitar and a chance to just drink with a bunch
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Learn more about this guy who has sideburns and a hat and his expired contest below! Robert Rodriguez, kickass director and guy who apparently is into Blackberry, is hosting a ridiculously cool contest where you can film a few lines and he’ll be taking a winner and putting them into AN ACTUAL MOVIE. IMDB Credits
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The Jacuzzi Power Flush toilet (Aka “Jacuzzi toilet”) features two ways to flush – pushing up, and pushing down. They call it the “power flush” because you can flush up for light stuff like urine, and flush down for heavy stuff like poop. You would THINK with a product like that Jacuzzi would have a
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This is a voting contest, and a longshot since the voting has already been going on for a while, but I never want to pass up a chance to use this picture of my beautiful and very pregnant wife in Liederhosen on the beach! UPDATE: WE LOST and Voting is no longer possible. I’m gonna write
The last time I mentioned this contest it was because I THOUGHT it was a video contest, my family made a video and it turned out to NOT be a video contest. Well this time we KNOW IT ISN’T A VIDEO CONTEST, so the fact that we made another video is even more compelling, right?!
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My hard drive went bust and in moving things over to my new one, I found this gem of a video which was submitted for a “Who’s the Most Memorable Person You’ve Ever Slept With?” Contest, but the link is dead and it made me smile, so I thought I’d upload it to youtube. You
